The term “sucked”
could have applied
to the parade of
mediocre, ho-hum spots
that aired during
Sunday’s big game.
And so ends another Super Bowl season. The build up of anticipated commercials is finally (and mercifully) over until next January.
If one were to say Sunday, “Well, that sucked the life out of me,” we might not know if they were talking about the low-scoring (and even lower-rated) Super Bowl LIII between the New England Patriots and Los Angeles Rams, the ridiculously boring half-time show of Maroon 5 (Who wants to see your nipples Adam Levine? Who? Bring back Janet Jackson), Travis Scott (whose every other lyric was bleeped out) or a fur-wearing Big Boi from Outkast.
Yeah it was that bad. Defense may win championships, but defensive Super Bowl games are lame.
The term of sucked could also have applied to the parade of mediocre, ho-hum spots that aired during the big game Sunday. Interestingly, I was at a non-advertising Super Bowl party, so it was a fascinating anthropological study to see what kept the layman (or woman) from getting up and going to the Super Toilet Bowl or loading up on more Guac and chips.
Despite each 30-second commercial costing upwards of $5 million, there was a lot of mediocrity and unimaginative ideas. Where are you big idea? Sunday, there were more conversations about wings recipes than the many spots that featured robots and Sarah Jessica Parker. No one talked about the return of Sarah Michelle Gellar (or was it Parker) in the yawner Olay spot.
Or was it the Benz spot?
Or the WeatherTech? No it definitely wasn’t the WeatherTech. That was bad.
How did the Chicago agencies fare on the big game? As Lil Jon says in the Pepsi ad, “Okaaaaaay.”
We did like the Burrell spot for Toyota featuring Antoinette “Toni” Harris, who is about to become one of the first female non-kickers on a college football roster. Watch below:
Energy BBDO’s Avocados from Mexico entry was fun to watch online, but a little harder to follow during the actual broadcast.
And Michelob Gold, from FCB Chicago went quiet with Zoe Kravitz… maybe a little too quiet.
NFL:”The 100-Year Game” Agency: 72andSunny
Here’s a spot that was more fast and furious than say… the trailer for The Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw. The spot is funny and nostalgic at the same time capturing the magic and surprise of the game. And what a perfect audience for it – football fans!
Hyundai:”The Elevator” Agency: Innocean USA
This not only stopped a necessary “pee-run” to the bathroom, but made me sit down, watch and laugh. A great use of taking an elevator to the pits of Hell, but still finding Hyundai’s Shopper Assurance. Great use of Jason Bateman. Is he ever bad?
Microsoft:”We All Win” Agency: McCann Worldgroup
With its adaptive controller, Microsoft has leveled the playing field for gamers with disabilities. In a sea of spots that are funny and others attempting humor, this heartfelt and very real spot stands out. Like the spot says, we have all won.
M&M’s:”Bad Passengers” Agency: BBDO NY
Any spot that can get the always funny Christina Applegate to whip around and make an insane face and yell, “I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE” is worthy of a place on this list.
Bud Light/HBO:”Joust” Agency: Weiden&Kennedy NY/https://droga5.com/
This was truly a WTF moment. But in a good way! What starts as a continuation of the Bud Light corn syrup spot that aired earlier quickly surprises the audience (In “It’s a Tide Spot” way) and morphs into a Game of Thrones teaser Simultaneously an extended version was revealed online, with additional Easter eggs for fans of the show to enjoy. Wonderfully done.
Look, we know no one sets out to make a bad spot – especially on the Super Bowl. There are so many factors a great idea comes up against from its first iteration to its first broadcast. Hard work is hard to sell. Hard to produce. And hard to launch. We applaud all of the creatives who tried this year. However, these spots should be penalized for airing on the big game.
Mint Mobile:”Chunky Milk” Agency: In-house
This was truly a WTF moment. But in a bad way. Last thing I want to see while I’m having my beer. YUck!
Norwegian Cruise Lines: Good to Be Free” Agency: BBDO Atlanta
I wish I had gotten up to refill my guac and chips. Even another slice of pizza. Anything, but watching this again. Basic.
Wix.Com: “Good to Be Free” Agency: BBDO Atlanta
It’s a nice idea that Kloss runs “Koding with Klossy,” a nonprofit program to teach girls 13-18 to code. That’s not mentioned in the ad, but would have possibly made this more interesting. As is, it was Super boring.
WeatherTech: “CupFone” Agency: Pinnacle Advertising
Huh? What? Really?
Is the general feeling of lameness due to that you can find most of the spots (and better versions) online or is the audience losing interest in checking out the latest celebs to ask for a Pepsi? For the record, Reel Chicago did like that spot. We’ll have to wait until next year to find out.
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